migam emrooz chon hava khoobeh .....khosham miyad hey benevisam nemidoonam...bebin raftam to yek blogi ...in neveshteh shodeh bood ....khandam gereft.....bekhoon ke 4 roozeh degeh in neveshtari SHAYAD delet konam....bye bye............
A man was sitting and reading his paper when his
wife hit him round the head with a frying pan!
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife
replied "That was for the piece of the paper with
the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants
pocket". The man then said "When I was at the
races last week Jenny was the name of the horse
I bet on". The wife apologized and went on with
the housework. Three days later the man is
watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head
with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him
unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the
man asked why she had hit again . "Your horse phoned!"